Stupid Criminals File: Permanent Marker "Disguise"

What happens when two stupid criminals decide they want masks but don't go out to buy the kind you wear? In their infinite wisdom they decide to use a permanent marker to cover their faces... with black ink that won't wash off after they've committed the crime. Their "disguise" becomes an identifying characteristic. And yes, the gene pool was very shallow the day they were born.

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